Cool story bro. Do you wanna hear mine? It’s a fairytale. Once upon a time, nobody gave a fuck. The end.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: whattadeuce)
GAH,
what am i doing.
what am i doing
what am i doing
what am i doing.
GAH.
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

