Cool story bro. Do you wanna hear mine? It’s a fairytale. Once upon a time, nobody gave a fuck. The end.

sodamnrelatable:

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GAH, 
what am i doing.
what am i doing
what am i doing
what am i doing.
GAH. 



My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.







i-moon-shine:

venus-in-lilac:

ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat